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Thursday, December 28, 2006
  Welcome to Lanzarote!
Provided the Times of Malta's books editor got it right and you enjoyed my short review of those three 'naughty' books, curiosity might have got the better of you. Thanks for visiting and welcome to my corner of the blogosphere and one of around 50 active Maltese blogs.

While TIME magazine has made a big hue and cry about the Web 2.0 internet revolution - going as far as to confer its annual Person Of The Year award to bloggers and YouTubers worldwide - blogging has, until now, received scant attention in Malta. The people you'd expect to enjoy this sort of thing - the small battalion of local media pundits - have barely acknowledged that it's happening at all. And those of them who constantly complain about the stagnation of Maltese life and politics, haven't exactly embraced the injection of new, mostly fresh (and young) new voices. This might change this year as politicians and priests have recently joined in the blogging fun, surely to be followed by a faithful, and numerous, following.

The Big Issues of 2006 have been tackled in this blog and by several of our favourite bloggers (see the list on the right). Whether it was the ugly rise of racist spiel, Christ on Malta's euro coins, the Eurovision song contest or the Gift of Life campaign, bloggers have written about it, had a crack at the usual pundits' take on things, laughed at it and fed into the raging debate. But while the rise and rise of racist talk on the net rightly got plenty of media coverage, the voices for tolerance and the campaigns by Maltese bloggers like Xifer, J'Accuse and Lanzarote got scant attention. But we predict that this will change. As Harry Vassallo's article in last Sunday's Independent shows, people might be starting to pay a bit more attention. We'll see what 2007 has in store.

A Happy New Year to you all!
 
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
  Il-Milied it-Tajjeb

My materialistic Christmas: 1 eurostar ticket to London (economy class), 6 nights in Hampstead, 1 Jarvis Cocker CD, 1 'Bedlam' Colour Changing Cube Clock, 1 Little Britain DVD, 1 'Need to know?' book about Wine, The Man's Book by Thomas Fink (a vade-mecum for modern-day manliness), The Essential Poker Guide (including chips and playing cards), 1 box of Lemsip Max Daytime Cold & Flu Relief, 1 Choral Matins ceremony at Hampstead Parish Church, 1 Rhyming Cockney Slang Guide, 1 'Montagne Jeunesse' Peel Off Deep Pore Cleansing Masque, 1 pack of Chimay Peres Trappistes beer (with special glass), Unashamed self indulgence and excess at Waterstone's , 9 tickets for Caroline, or Change at The National.
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And also:

 
Thursday, December 21, 2006
  Vote Fredu...


My oh my! What is the world coming to? I don't know about you folks but I've got the feeling that EU membership has done Labour a whole lot of good. Without pausing to admit that their scaremongering on Europe might have been a load of bollocks, they seem to have embraced Europe with open arms and wallets. In fact it seems to me that the party has never been fresher or more snazzy than it is today (at least on the surface). Gone are the days of the old anti-Europe dinosaurs and Alla hares qatt predictions. Today it's confident go-getters like MEP Joe Muscat holding forth in the glossy European Parliament magazine. It's maltastar.com with its naughty little stories about veline, dildos and Christina Aguilera's knickers. It's their budding politicians linking up to the big, interesting world of international politics. It's 'Brand Spanking New Labour' bloggers using terms like 'delectable left' and 'smart' to describe some rambling article written by a psycholinguistics professor. In short, Labour is sexing up its dreary act in its bid to lure some young votes away from Gonzi & co. Of course, you've got the odd Adrian Vassallo rant which tends to give the game away somewhat, but who's Adrian Vassallo in the grand scheme of things anyway?

I've already got visions of Labour's die-hards holding up placards saying "Vote Fredu, Get Segolene" come election time. Now that would really be something.
 
Sunday, December 17, 2006
  Times vs. Time

We don't attract much media attention in the island of Malta. But we control the Information Age. Cool! I'm feeling powerful...
 
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
  Partit Liberali Malti

One of the lawyers was also heard saying that he was asking the questions to determine "the seriousness of this comedy".

(Matthew Xuereb, The Malta Independent, 13/12/2006)


No doubt, the cocky lawyer in question was referring to the poor police officers who, on cross-examination, admitted that they had been ordered to arrest the '35 women' for 'dancing while scantily dressed', sporting 'a thong in public' and for 'wearing shorts tighter than those of a gymnast'. Thank God they weren't men with a penchant for fluorecent bathing suits. J'accuse has taken some time off from desperatley trying to rehabilitate La Vecchia Ladrona and has also joined in the mirth.

I can see the funny side but I also think it's about time someone stood up and pointed out that the "seriousness of the comedy" lies elsewhere. Here we are in 2006 and 30 Maltese MPs from across the political divide sign the Gift of Life petition. Harry Vassallo signs it too (justifying his capitulation with a legalism) rather than telling Vincenti to go and water the turf at the Marsa sportsground. Salvu Balzan meekly says that: "The Gift of Life promoter, a certain Vincenti, has basically cornered politicians and asked them to sign his petition. It calls for the inclusion of a no abortion clause in the Constitution. By refusing to sign, it could infer that they are not against abortion. It is an unfair way of campaigning". Poor, helpless politicians, held to ransom by mighty Paul W. Vincenti! Varist Bartolo, that beacon of left-wing politics, brushes off Vincenti's crusade as a "red herring" but signs it anyway.

I prefer to see the Gift of Life phenomenon and the lapdancers saga as a beautiful experiment in converting the largely unchallenged, constant and inescapable moral discourse into brass tacks. How long can a nation put up with a waterfall of vague notions about 'moral lassitude', 'unchristian values', 'unprecedented assaults' and 'rampant relativism' before it decides to do something 'real' and 'concrete' about it? I mean what are these assaults if not decadence-related.

Forgetting the legalisms and 'thongs in public' for a moment, let's face it - there's one hell of a leap between The Sunday Times/Osservatore Romano take on life (which, to a large extent still represents 'official Malta' and which, as I have said, goes largely unchallenged) and a Hungarian bird in Victoria's Secret lingerie gyrating her pelvis in Qawra to the sound of George Michael (born Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou). If the latter isn't a prime example of 'moral lassitude', I don't know what is. And I don't mean George Michael.

What Malta needs, and hasn't had, is a truly liberal party that isn't afraid to call a spade a spade. If not we're condemned to repeating things like Salvu Balzan does from time to time: "In a country that expects to be treated like a secular European Union state, the actions of people like Paul Vincenti should be taken for what they are. They are outdated, out of synch and a throwback to the past".

But would a liberal party, a true Partit Liberali Malti, ever stand a chance at the polls? Now there lies the real question.

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Elle: Mais on est toujours decus. Il y en a marre d'etre decu. Les politiciens sont tous les memes.
Moi: Sur ce point, je serais d'accord avec vous si vous etiez allee plus loin en disant: "Les politiciens sont tous les memes que nous."
Elle: Comment cela?
Moi: Eh bien, ou croyez-vous que l'on deniche nos candidats, nos represantants, nos presidents, nos ministres? Sur la planete Mars? Sortent-ils d'un laboratoire specialise dans la fabrication de responsables politiques? Non. Ils sont nes, comme nous, de la fecondation d'un ovule par un spermatozoide plus ou moins desiree par deux etres humains...

(From Les Potirons de gauche et de droite sont-ils tous pourris, Charlie Hebdo, Mercredi 15 novembre 2006)

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Updates:

Ranier Fsadni: prefers the 'militant political centre' (i.e. the comfy status quo)
Ajjut! Ajjut! : boils it down to 'pajjiz faccjol'.
Kim Bah Lee: a lapdancing enthusiast brandishes the Taleban insult and a threat.
Gift of Life: bare their teeth and (with plenty of wind in their sails) rev it up a notch.
I.M. Beck: Gosh, he dislikes fundies.
L-orizzont: a case of purification by fire?

 
TOUT EST KITCH, SI L'ON VEUT.

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