J'accuse Zammit is a man of good humour although in terms of sheer mirth nothing can quite match Juve idol Alex del Piero's rubbish acting in those pathetic mineral water ads. At least il numero dieci occasionally gets to chat with Miss Italia while he's at it.

But now J'accuse wants us to believe that the source of Juve-criticism is predominantly a Roma obsession. The past week appears to refute this theory. It seems like the whole Italian league is up in arms against the men in black and white. Well Udinese, Parma and Sampdoria at any rate. And Inter seem to be doing their best to pre-empt and funny business in next Sunday's show-down. But the one thing we've learnt from the cartoons saga is that being angry doesn't make you right. Even the fence-sitters agree with that one.

Forza Inter.