Lists
(with apologies to the authors of
Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?)1.
Ok Computer.
2.
The Bends.
3.Xandru Grech in the MTA ads.
4.Peppi Azzopardi.
5.Pastizzi tal-pizelli.
6.Chiara…
7.…in that dress.
8.Piped Xmas music on Republic Street.
9.
Basic Instinct.
10.
The Bends.
11.
Bohemian Rhapsody.
12.
The Bends.
13.The video for
Bohemian Rhapsody.
14.
Captain Corelli.
15
.Star Wars.
16.Daphne Caruana Galizia.
17. Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
18.The Doors.
19.Jason Micallef .
20.Jesus Christ.
21.This certainly is an
22.easy way to
23.fill up the pages
24.and schedules
25.and that.
26.Lou Bondi.
27.Ic-Chadwick Lakes.
28.
The Bends.
29.
Ok Computer.
30.
The Bends.
31.
The Bends.
32.
The Bends!
33.
Ok Computer.
34.Harry and Arnold.
35.
Silg fuq Kemmuna.
36.Dripht.
37.
Angli.
38.City Gate.
39.
The Bends.
40.
Godfather 341.was crap.
42.But the first two
43.were not crap.
44.Did you know that?
45.I didn’t.
46.Jesus.
47.Jesus Christ.
48.Jesus H. Christ.
49.Might it just be possible
50.to stop
51.lazily cataloguing
52.stuff that everyone already knows about?
53.Xandru Grech.
54.Michael Basmadjian in
Angli.
55.Help
56.I want to get off
57.but I can’t.
58.
Sideways.
59.Sheep.
60.The other bloke in
Angli.61.No, really.
62.
The Bends.
63.I’m serious.
64.
Bondi Plus.
65.This is killing me.
66.Joe Saliba.
67.Blue Pain Relief.
68.
The Bends.
69.
Kimika.
70.Lou Bondi.
71.Lou Bondi reading
Kimika.
72.Might it be possible
73.to just be quiet for a bit?
74.Okay then, let’s see about that.
75.Here goes…
76.…
77.…
78.…
79.That’s better.
80.…
81.…
82.Pure bliss, actually.
83.…
84.…
85.…
86.…
87.No longer…
88.hearing the worthless bleatings…
89.of a moribund civilization…
90.turning everything…
91.out there…
92.into another turdy fucking list…
93.…
94.…
95.
Joe Grima Live.
96.NO!
97.Marie Benoit's
60 seconds interviews.
98.NOOO!
99.Chiara in that dress.
100.Again.