Two - nil to the Ar-se-nal!
There are many reasons for me to feel a certain affinity with a North London club, carissimo j'accuse. Akin to your falling for Alsacian food, I would surmise.
And since the Brits have a beautiful sense of humour, they call
themselves The Gooners. Yes I know Peter Sellers and all that. Great chap he was too.
Since you like humour, here's a prophetic quiz question lifted from yesterday's match programme:
"Tonight we are playing Juventus. What is their nickname?"
A) The Old Lady
B) The Creeping Man
C) The Groaning Grandad.
"one - nil to the Arsenal"
"two - nil to the Arsenal"
"Arsene Wenger's Red Army"
"Goo - ners, Goo - ners"