Never mind all this crap. Marsaxlokk got to the top of the premier league for the first time in its history(?). 13 years is nothing to us long-suffering seasiders. This time we will share no damned spoils.
 

In other words, you're back from your Transylvanian slumber. In my book, that's good news for I feared that you had quite literally Drowned in Tolerance.
 

Well, with all these lampposts around, who could drown?