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Thursday, June 29, 2006
  Rajna F'Idejna

For Malta, the immigration debate boils down to this: the Limits of Sovereignty. All the banging on about the evils of multiculturalism and 'the liberal left' (ANR) and outright racial hatred (Lowell) will not change that one bit although they have created a problem in their own right. Incidentally do you remember the Rajna F'Idejna slogan? That was only three years ago. It was nonesense then and it's nonesense now. I'm still waiting for someone to ask Labour how it would have dealt with the immigration problem had we gone down that path. Isn't The Times a bit too kind when it simply says "Both (the government and the opposition) agree that the problem is too big for Malta to handle."
 
Thursday, June 15, 2006
  In God We Trust
Christ outvoted in second poll

Tim Raving in Valletta, MALTA

Followers of presidential hopeful Jesus H. Christ were fuming yesterday amid allegations that a successful poll to elect the charismatic and handsome leader “Face of the Nation” had been reversed by the ‘coordinated trickery’ of a powerful lobby group calling itself ‘Sensible Thinkers for a Sane Malta’.

Contacted yesterday for a reaction following the outburst of anger, two spokespinners for ST-SM claimed that this was ‘just a storm in a glass of Kinnie’. ‘For God’s sake,’ said a senior ST-SM representative, wagging a knowing finger (and several slices of pizza) in our direction, ‘don’t these stupid people realise that Jesus H’s insertion in the original poll was a bit of a piss-take.’ Asked whether everyone had got the joke, his comely female colleague raised an eyebrow (which seemed to be suspended in mid-air for an eternity) at us before gushing, ‘Listen, these people are equipped with an IQ barely above that of my pet dog, they can’t tell their Klima from their Kundera and, quite frankly, they’re a bunch of fundamentalist bigots. If they didn’t get the joke, tough!’
An official ST-SM statement claimed that the first poll was 'not terribly serious' while the second vote and several 'logical' letters to the editors of the Times of Malta slamming the choice of Christ 'upheld the democratic rights of our nation'. Quizzed as to whether the suckers who voted in the original poll should be reimbursed the cost of their 'bloody useless' sms messages, a government spokesman broke down into hysterical laughter. 'I'll buy them a packet of Panini, orrajt?' he chuckled.

Reliable sources have informed us that original drafts of the polling documents included the words ‘Ha, ha, ha’ and a smiley after Jesus H. Christ’s name and that in the subsequent poll, the symbol known universally as “The Maltese Cross” was followed by the sentence “this is the most logical, sane, natural, intelligent option. In fact, just tick the f****** box or we’ll rip your f****** feet off.’

When pressed for a comment, the man at the centre of the controversy – a likeable hippie character - smiled confidently before saying: ‘I’m not too bothered, you know. As long as I keep getting coverage in the highbrow press down here and the occasional en passant mention by government ministers, I’ll cope OK. I'm not David Beckham after all.'
Looking out across the sea from his Valletta hotel room he added pragmatically: ‘Besides, there’s George W and his one dollar bill so we’re in fantastic company, I’m sure you’ll agree.’
 
Saturday, June 10, 2006
 

Lots of work, the splendid weather and great party atmosphere in the town that Saviour Balzan thinks is too boring and grey, has kept me away from the keyboard. There's something intrinsically wasteful about cooping yourself up at home in front of a laptop when the cafes are bursting with life and the sunshine beckons. World Cup fever is alive and well in Brussels as you can expect from a town whose expat community is probably only second to London's multicultural (but very British) scene. Today's UK Independent (known for its original front pages) featured photos of 32 UK-based 'immigrants' from the 32 nations participating in this World Cup, surrounding the title 'England Expects'.

Tomorrow the real fun starts. I'll be travelling across the border to Hannover with colleague and mate Mauro to watch the ever-suffering azzurri take on tough tackling Ghana. I hope that the spirit of '82 propels them to great heights in spite of all the bad vibes they've had to endure following Juventopoli. But the story of how I managed to get the ticket for the game is unbelievably intimately connected to Luciano Moggi and involves a particularly disgruntled Juve-supporting dad. So in many ways I should be thanking Lucianone. Every cloud has a silver lining.

Bring on the face paint!

FORZA AZZURRI!
 
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
  Lampposts

Lampposts with a smile
Short piece written on the plane back from Budapest to follow
 
Sunday, June 04, 2006
  So who's a racist then?
Malta's right-wing movements deny that they're racist and seem to actually take offence when someone claims that they are. Lowell says that he's a 'racialist' while the ANR, which will organise another 'protest march' (against what exactly?) on the 8th of June, presents itself as simply patriotic, nationalist and conservative. Most journalists seem to find it easier to focus on Lowell while the ANR is gaining a reputation for being 'the acceptable face of the right' in Malta. Are all those who strongly voice worries about immigation xenophobes? When do right-wing parties become dangerous? How can their discourse provide fertile ground for racism and hatred? And how are similar parties classified in the foreign press? If the ANR is not racist, can it get away with claiming that it's not xenophobic or that it's not fascist? Or is it just patriotic, as it claims?


1)
In a recent 8-page dossier about Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of France's Front National, Le Nouvel Observateur classified Europe's far-right parties.

The French Front National. A recent poll found that:
83% consider Le Pen to be 'brutal'
81% consider him to be racist
68% consider him to be a 'man of conviction'
64% consider that he alone dares to speak about certain problems
53% consider him to be a demagogue

The British National Party: extreme-right (gained presence in local elections)
The Danish People's Party: extreme-right, xenophobic. (13.2% of the vote)
The Italian Lega Nord: xenophobic. (4.58% of the vote)
The Italian MSI-Fiamma Tricolore: fascists.
The Belgian Vlaams Belang: extreme-right, anti-immigrant. (24.2% of the vote)
The Hungarian Justice and Life Party: xenophobic and antisemitic. (2.2% of the vote)
The Polish League of Polish Families: ultracatholic and antisemitic. (8% of the vote)
The German NPD: ex-neonazi (9.2% of the vote in Saxony)
The Swiss Union democratique du Centre: populist. (26.6% of the vote)

So where does the ANR fit in? Can it simply hide behind its 'patriotic and conservative' tag while Lowell gets all the flak for being the 'weirdo racist'?


2) In an excellent article in the Financial Times (May 13-14) called Alienation at home and abroad , the author Lionel Shriver finds that the struggling immigrant is generally treated with sympathy by novelists. But what about the feelings of the host nation, she asks.

The only novel I've read that attempts to address immigration even-handedly is T.C. Boyle's 1995 The Tortilla Curtain (which is terrific). Like Lorraine Adams, Boyle depicts his primary immigrant characters as honest and hard-working, but they are surrounded by a shadier lot: thieves, drug-runners and rapists. The Tortilla Curtain portrays the costs to the host community of unchecked, illegal immigration. The Mexican protagonist and his pregnant wife "America" sleep rough in a Californian public park, which they not only foul and litter, but inadvertently set on fire during a drought. For once, the host population is given the dignity of names and faces, rather than merely constituting a backdrop crowd of the fatuously well-off who are not very nice.

Yet Boyle's native-born Americans are still too affluent and small-minded to engage the reader's sympathy appreciably. When "America" loses the skin on her hands to toxic solvents because her employers can't be bothered to provide rubber gloves, or is preyed upon sexually and cheated of hard-earned wages, it's hard to get fussed when our American family on the wealthy estate nearby loses their dog. In the end it's still the Mexicans who stake out the moral high ground, even if they leave a few Coke cans behind.

The only novel I know of that puts the host population's case ferociously is Jean Raspail's infamous The Camp of the Saints - first published in French in 1973, but set in 2000, when the world's population has ballooned to 7 billion (and he was not far off). A stinking "river of sperm", 800,000 desperate residents of Calcutta hijack a fleet of ships and head for the coast of France. Meanwhile, gormlessly liberal France prepares to greet the convoy with open arms. The first landing party is a tide of bloated corpses thrown overboard. Similar sea-jackings are under way. The full-scale invasion of the first world by the third has begun.

The Camp of the Saints is blatantly racist. The mascot of the approaching ships is a grotesquely deformed dwarf, their human cargo characterised as a "sweating, starving mass, stewing in urine and noxious gases". The purple prose does the author's cause a disservice, for many defensible sentiments drown in hyperbolic poison. Raspail is at his best when writing about his own countrymen, who are, in his view, too paralysed with self-contempt to defend their own borders: "Cowardice toward the weak is cowardice at its most subtle, and indeed, its most deadly".

So are the powerful emotions surrounding immigration on the receiving end inherently unworthy of compassion? Are westerners who are uncomfortable with a tide of uninvited new arrivals ipso facto the villains of the tale? I think not. That discomfort need not proceed from bigotry alone, but surely from the same primitive notion of home that concerns Segun Afolabi. Illegal immigration occasions the sensation of a householder when total strangers burst through his front door without knocking and take up indefinite residence in the guest room. Britain memorialises its natives' brave fight against the Nazis in the second world war. In sufficient quantity, the arrival of foreign populations can begin to duplicate the experience of military occupation - your nation is no longer your home. Yet native western citizenries are implicitly told on a daily basis that to object is prejudiced, and they had best keep their mouths shut. This is a silencing in which fiction has been complicit.

As an American resident of Britain, I am an immigrant myself. Perhaps I can never quite regard the UK as home either, so that on my yearly trips to New York City I would like to relish returning somewhere that is. Yet one in four adults in New York today does not speak English. The recreation area where I once hit a tennis ball against a backboard in Riverside Park has now been colonised by immigrants from Guatemala. The last few times I practised my forehand, I drew wary looks and felt unwelcome. I don't practise there any more, and I resent that a bit. Does that make me a bigot? In a story, would I look bad?

Surely fiction could stand to render as passably sympathetic an unease - or even fury - at being made to feel a foreigner in one's own country. In the face of mainstream disquiet over immigration, most centrist politicians abdicate to the venomous rightwing. By likewise failing to engage with understandably primal reactions to the compromise of one's home, fiction writers may abdicate the role of comforter and champion to future Jean Raspails of a subtler, more beguiling stripe. Literarily, readers are being cheated, for filling in only one side of the equation deprives a compelling modern drama of its delicious complexity.


3) In this article which appeared in Le Soir, writer Pierre Mertens contemplates the recent tragic events in Antwerp in which an 18 year-old student shot and wounded a Turkish woman and murdered a 2 year-old girl and her Malian carer.

"...Jean-Paul Sartre remarked, in his Reflections on the Jewish Question that "antisemitism, is more than just a way of thinking. It is first and foremost a passion." The same applies, of course, to all forms of racism. The young Antwerp killer, who wanted to bash foreigners, had probably read neither Sophocles nor Sartre. His father disowned him and asked how his son could have done such a thing. But he didn't have to look too far: he himself militates in a xenophobic party and his grandfather was a Nazi collaborator during the war. Hadn't they both cultivated a very fertile field? Even if we push aside any determinism, wasn't the atmosphere 'favourable' for such an outcome? There may always come a day when supposedly harmless words and the weight of slogans constitute the ideal platform for the worst atrocities to occur...The worst thing about hatred is that as soon as it manifests itself, attempts are made to minimise it by finding accessory reasons to explain the actions of those who actually pull the trigger."


The Nice Nazi





 
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